Open Letter to Michael Jackson: Recipe for a Comeback

“People will be quick to forgive if the songs are hot.”

  1. Get Timbaland, The Neptunes, Dangermouse and, say, Just Blaze to produce a new album. Get Quincy Jones, too. For old times’ sake.
  2. Get Ghostface, MF Doom, Jay-Z, Kanye West and Cee-lo to guest.
  3. Get a Michel Gondry to do a couple of videos.
  4. Tone down the weirdness slightly. More dancing, less weirdness.
  5. Do a couple of duets with Justin Timberlake and Usher. Perhaps do a song with them at an awards ceremony. Make cameo appearances on their albums.

Boom – Multiplatinum!

(Fred helped write this.)







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